Ozostomia: (n) foul-smelling breath
In a sentence:
Lifeguard: I had the worst day at the pool today.
Concierge: What happened, did a cloud spoil your tanning?
Lifeguard: No, someone actually needed to be rescued.
Concierge: Wow, were they okay?
Lifeguard: Yes they are fine, but it was really embarrassing. I went to give the woman mouth to mouth resuscitation, but just as I was about to cover her mouth she came to.
Concierge: That’s a good thing isn’t it?
Lifeguard. It would have been, but she told everyone that it was my ozostomia that woke her up.
Concierge: Ah, so that’s what that smell is, I thought we had a gas leak.