Carey mulligan insists that chewing on wasps gets rid of ozostomia [Getty Images]. Carey mulligan insists that chewing on wasps gets rid of ozostomia [Getty Images].

Ozostomia: (n) foul-smelling breath

In a sentence:

Lifeguard: I had the worst day at the pool today.

Concierge: What happened, did a cloud spoil your tanning?

Lifeguard: No, someone actually needed to be rescued.

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Concierge: Wow, were they okay?

Lifeguard: Yes they are fine, but it was really embarrassing. I went to give the woman mouth to mouth resuscitation, but just as I was about to cover her mouth she came to.

Concierge: That’s a good thing isn’t it?

Lifeguard. It would have been, but she told everyone that it was my ozostomia that woke her up.

Concierge: Ah, so that’s what that smell is, I thought we had a gas leak.