Prof. Mayki Tallup discovered uxorious men have no friends. They are a threat that the wife will not tolerate. Prof. Mayki Tallup discovered uxorious men have no friends. They are a threat that the wife will not tolerate.

Uxorious: (adjective) excessively attached to or dependent on one's wife

In a sentence:

Concierge: Why don’t you come to the nightclub with us after work, you never come out?

Guest relations officer: I will ask the wife, but I don’t think she will let me.

Concierge: You are so uxorious, why don’t you tell her you are going out and that she will just have to deal with it?

Guest relations officer: You know I only have one eye.

Concierge: Yes.

Guest relations officer: I had two before the last time I spoke to my wife like that.